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TOP TEN WAYS TO GET DUMB GUYS TO VOTE FOR YOU
10. PROMISE TO REPLACE PRESIDENTIAL LIMO WITH MONSTER
TRUCK
9. PASS OUT CAMPAIGN BUTTONS AND SAY, "LOOK, FREE SHINY
THINGS"
8. PROMISE THAT IF YOU WIN, YOU'LL HELP THEM GET THE MOUSE
TRAPS OFF THEIR FEET
7. IN "NIGHTLINE" INTERVIEW, KEEP CALLING TED KOPPEL "MR.
SNAPPLE"
6. SAY YOU'LL BOMB THE EVERY-LOVIN' SHORTS OFF EVERY
COUNTRY WHOSE NAME AIN'T SPELLED U-S-A
5. PROMISE TO PUBLISH A "WHERE'S WALDO" BOOK IN WHICH THE
ONLY THING ON EACH PAGE IS WALDO
4. PUT BUCKET ON HEAD, WANDER AROUND MALL PARKING LOT
3. NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN: "UHHHHH....."
2. BEGIN EVERY SPEECH WITH "I AM LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES"
1. FREE CIRCUS TICKETS
Letterman, Monday, November 7 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1994